Go DJ It's Your Wedding Day

by Greg
(New Orleans)

This story of mine could have had a tragic ending.
Well maybe I'm being a little dramatic.

It was my wedding day and I was already running late and I got the phone call the D.J. hadn't called or showed up.

Man was I steaming, ya see I was having the wedding ceremony and reception in the same building. When I finally got there I was informed that they had gotten a DJ at the last minute so I was relieved - that is until the music!

To say this guy was terrible was a understatement. Plus he was a price gouger...charged me twice more as the other D J because he knew i was in a fix, he was terrible.

Now as any good d j knows you have to kinda feel the crowd and give all ages a chance to do their thing. Finally I had had enough. I pulled off my jacket rolled up my sleeve KISSED MY NEW WIFE, and commenced to turn that sucker out!

And you know that bum D j (and I use the term loosely) had the nerve to be dancing and drinking my liquor, but the Coup de Gras was he ask if I would dj his wedding.

NOW DON'T THAT BEAT ALL